Elephant Driving

One of the funnier stories I've heard so far was from an office mate of Dave's during the octoberfest celebration. He rented an elephant for his son's 3rd birthday. Elephant and handler shows up at his house on the appointed day two hours early for the party. He goes outside to talk with the handler saying "you don't need to be here yet," to which the response in an Indian accent is "Dude, I drive an elephant! Be happy I’m here at all."