It’s a tragedy of time zones

I have a theory that part of the reason the middle of the country thinks the two coasts are full of amorality and perdition is because of the time zone difference in TV scheduling.  Basically, the sort of programming that is late-night in New York is broadcast in primetime in Kansas, which might lead Kansans to think that New Yorkers want to show late-night-level content to their children.


So, there you go, the nation's entire socio-policial divide explained by broadcasters being too lazy to put delay stations up.