Sunday, April 29, 2007

Best line

The best line I heard from last night:

Girl: I've never been to a party in Virginia where the host didn't speak to me all night.
Host: Well, when the invites went out I recalled you as being much more attractive...

Efficient partying

In one of the few discussions I've had with my father about the Viet Nam war, he felt that one of the biggest mistakes made in that conflict was that the planners tried to be too efficient. Ideally, they wanted the last soldier to fire the last bullet as he was jumping in to the last helicopter.

Which is totally spurious, except that I'm glad that doesn't apply to the rest of life. For our party last night we bought a keg and 6 cases of beer. There are now three beers left in the house. Not quite perfect, but all in all not bad.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

State of the house

My fellow bloggers, let me deliver a state of the house: it is falling apart.

The fence between us and Jay's fell down in the wind.
The refigerator stopped being cold so all the milk and yogurt and ice cream went bad.
The floor of the bathroom/ceiling of the kitchen still has a hole, which will be really interesting if its not fixed by the party next weekend.
Still no heat.

On the plus side, the roof remains dry and the walls seem to have maintained some structural integrity. And we can still walk to the metro.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Value of Art

The washington post ran a story last week about the role that context plays in aesthetics. In the article, Joshua Bell, a famous violinist, played his Stradivarius violin in a subway station during rush hour. He played for an hour, over a thousand people walked by, less than 30 stopped, and he made less than $40.

What I find fascinating about this story isn't so much that no one stopped, its that the context in which something is presented plays a huge role in our appreciation of that thing--in fact, it probably plays a bigger role than even the thing itself. The most clear-cut example of this I can think of is forgeries of famous paintings. It is to the point now that forgers are so good at mimicking the originals--copying brush strokes, replicating paint, even simulating aging, that we have to use the most sensitive measurements available to tell the difference between a fake and an original. The human eye can't see these differences--you need things like scanning electron microscopes.

Given that I never intend to look at a Picasso under a scanning electron microscope, I guess this begs the question: why do we care if its a fake? If a fake is really so nearly identical to the original, why wouldn't I like the fake as much? In fact, much like the philosophical problem of thesius' ship, I could imagine some contexts where a fake might be more real than an original that has been restored.

So why this attachment to the original? The answer, of course, is the "provenance," the story we are told about this piece of art; its the context. Its actually the provenance that a forger is trying to steal when she presents a fraud for sale, because that is actually what art collectors are buying when they pay $30 million for a Picasso. If all they wanted was the image of the painting, they could get a print for significantly less. They actually want a link to the artist, to be able be part of a causal chain going from themselves back to the moments in which Picasso first started putting paint to canvas in Guernica. Everything else--the paint, the canvas, the brushes, are replicatable. It is the story, the context that is unique and worth the money.

But given this, it truly is remarkable to think that $30 million for a painting isn't buying the object. It buys the story. But then again, maybe it isn't so weird. After all, in computers, for example, the hardware is almost never worth as much as the software in it.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

An Urban Tribe of Huntre Gatherers

Our first clue that something was the matter on an otherwise blissful Saturday morning was a loud banging noise that reverberated in the walls of the house, accompanied by an intermittent screech. Upon investigation, with the aid of Google, we hypothesized that the circulator on our boiler was kaput. Its a pump which moves water to the radiators after its been heated by the boiler. Sadly, it also means that our house heating system is inoperable.

Normally, this would not be an issue, except that it happened during what I'm sure is the last cold snap of the season. Temperatures on Saturday dropped into the 20's, and there was about an inch of snow on the ground from the night before. This unusually cold April weather persisted through Easter to today, when Warren Ulney cheerfully announced on my morning radio that we'd expect another cold day tomorrow...

Since we only have two space heaters amongst five people, the house solution was obvious: two go to stay with their respective girlfriends, the rest forage for firewood around the neighborhood. So, rather absurdly, tonight we had the scene of Aaron, Shantanu, Matt (who had come over for poker) and I collecting branches from neighborhood yards to burn in our fire place to keep warm.

I guess we're just couple of urban tribesmen trying to survive in an urban jungle. And its cold.